#different names for things

Music// good noise 

Cactuses// reincarnate hedgehogs 

bruises// skin galaxies 

Gyms// jock castles

Broken fire hydrant// water lottery

Nose// smell sucker

Tea// bandaid for your soul

Shadows// professional copycaters

Dogs// Harry angels

Books// mind windows 

Funny bones// damn it buttons 

The sun// someone the world actually revolves around

Spoons// soup reservoirs

Rivers//earth veins

Compass//spinning arrow (thanks Pocahontas) 

Ice cream cones// snowmen doing headstands

Middle fingers// you know why pointers

Memory's// mind secretaries

Sushi// nemo in a blanket 

Belly buttons// jelly bean puzzles 

Tears// sad sweat

Toilets// crappy magic tricks

Seals// water dogs

Lightning// sky shingles

Bleeding// cell escapees 

Snow// angel dandruff

Lady bugs// crawling buttons

Toe// corner magnents

Horses// athletic cows